Thursday, April 17, 2014

Drugs

"Now I'm going to ask you about your history of drug use. Do you use alcohol or tobacco."

"Well, I'm a social drinker and smoker. I drink and smoke maybe...once a week."

"Marijuana?"

"Yeah, every day."

"What about cocaine, heroin, meth?"

"I tried meth for three months last November, but then I decided I didn't like it and never did it again."

"Other drugs like prescriptions, bath salts, or spray paint?"

"Bath salts? What can you do with bath salts?"

"If you don't know then that's a no. You didn't hear about it from me."

"But what do bath salts make you feel?"

"I don't know. I've never tried it."

"I'm gonna find out."

"I wouldn't recommend it. In fact, I was just about to recommend you stop taking all drugs."

"Oh, I don't think I have a problem. You only need to stop if you have a problem."

"I'm worried that your marijuana use might be excessive."

"But the only way I feel normal is if I do pot. Whenever I go without, I get really irritable and just angry at everybody."

"You don't see a problem with your use?"

"Nope."