Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Hernia

"I think I have a hernia."

"Do you have a sense of fullness when you bear down?"

"Yes."

"Any nausea or vomiting?"

"No."

"Constipation or diarrhea?"

"No."

"Any blood in your stool?"

"No."

"Alright, I'm going to need to check the size of the defect in the abdominal wall to see if you are a candidate for surgery. Can you pull your pants down?...Now give me a cough...It's little."

"....Don't you think that's a little unprofessional, doc?"

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