Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Birth Control Side Effects

"But doctor, how can I be pregnant?! We've been using the birth control."

"Did you take it every day?"

"Yes."

"Did you take active birth control continuously or did you start your next pack of blues when the old pack of blues ended?"

"We took one pill every day in the order they came in the package."

"You keep saying 'we' took the pills. What do you mean by that?"

"Well, the pills made me kind of nauseous so I gave them to my boyfriend to take. They didn't affect him at all."

"Wait, your boyfriend was taking your birth control pills?"

"Well, yeah. I didn't like the way they made me feel."

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